The Club condemns
human rights abuses in Iran
The Club supports
Ukraine
FAST MONEY GENERATOR SYSTEM
Welcome to CryptoHysteria.London, also known as “The Club”—your ultimate destination for cryptocurrency and blockchain technology. Here, we’re not just about trading—we’re about creating a community-driven ecosystem that blends innovation, AI, and DeFi (Decentralized Finance) to empower individuals and revolutionize financial growth.
At the Club, we offer more than just cryptocurrency trading. We provide a suite of services, consulting, and products tailored to help you navigate and thrive in the fast-paced world of digital finance. Our platform is built on the principles of decentralization and peer-to-peer interaction, ensuring that everyone has access to advanced financial instruments typically reserved for the elite. No barriers, no gatekeepers—just pure financial freedom.
Our digital-first marketing strategy and solution-oriented approach ensure that we are always ahead of the curve, providing real-time solutions for our members. And as we move forward in the world of Web3, we are committed to social justice through Social Trading—because true wealth isn’t just about making money, but about making a positive impact.
We’re on a mission to merge the power of human intelligence with cutting-edge artificial intelligence (AI) to craft a new societal framework. One where financial growth is inclusive, accessible, and empowering for all. Our DeFi Protocol is always running, never sleeping, and never discriminating.
Ready to join the rebels? Decentralization is the Future at The Club.
CryptoHysteria.London Decentralized Finance (DeFi) System Jungle Protocol, NEVER sleeps & NEVER discriminate.
PROFIT
PERFORMANCE
Ready to see the real results? Take a quick look at the capital gains performance generated for and by our Members—driven by collegial management, not promises for future returns, but solid results. These profits are re-distributed monthly, either in FIAT currency or directly credited to your current account via IBAN/FAST Payment/SWIFT.
STATISTIC
Floating Win Rate: An impressive 93-98% (Always top-ranking—First, Second, or Third!)
12-Month Average ROI: A solid 72.56% (Positioned within the top rankings).
Profitable Weeks (Last 12 Months): 100%—because consistent success is non-negotiable.
Average Holding Time: 13h, 24m, 55s (Quick yet effective trades).
Floating Drawdown Average: A manageable 15.49% over the past year (We manage risk, so you don’t have to!)
Liquidity Providers: We only work with Tier 1/2 liquidity providers, ensuring premium service and security.
Infinite Leverage: Yes, you read that right. With leverage of 1:214748364, your potential is boundless.
Stop Out Level: Set at 60%, keeping you safe while maximizing potential.
Max Investment: $1000 (Restrictions Apply)—designed to ensure access to all, but with responsibility.
At CryptoHysteria.London, performance isn’t just about numbers; it’s about consistent results and tangible growth.
If you’re looking for real returns, you’ve come to the right place.
OUR FOUNDER
PRESIDENT, CEO, COO, CAO, CMO, CTO, HEAD OF AI CHIEF METAVERSE OFFICER
CHIEF FUTURISTIC OFFICER
CHIEF GEMOLOGIST OFFICER
CHIEF FUUTRISTIC SIGNALS PROVIDER
GO-GO GIRLS TALENT SCOUTER & ADVISOR
FLOATING WIN RATE 93-98% (LAST 12 MONTHS)
VICE PRESIDENTS
PERSEUS HOLDING
HEAD OF MEDUSA
(LOGGIA DEI LANZI), FLORENCE
OEDIPUS
SON & HUSBAND OF JOACASTA
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APPOINTMENT AS GOVERNOR IS BY INVITATION OR ON SPECIAL MERITS ONLY
GOVERNORS HAVE DAO* VOTING POWER
GOVERNOR Ai Apaec
MOCHIC DEITY – INCA MYTOLOGY GOLD EXPERT WIN RATE ON GOLD TRADES 92.78%
GOVERNOR NEFERTARI
ANCIENT EGYPTIAN QUEEN CONSORT OF PHARAOH RAMSES II
FOREX SPECIALIST
GOVERNOR APOLLO
GREEK SKY MYTH
EUR/USD/GBP/JPY TRADER
GOVERNOR MX WIFE
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NASDAQ SPECIALIST
GOVERNOR MX HUSBAND
OIL/GOLD SPECIALIST
GOVERNOR TUTANKHAMON
CRYPTO GOLDEN BOY
GOVERNORS KRONOS
AVERAGE MONTHLY ROI LAST 12 MONTHS: +345% (2002) EUR/USD/GBP/JPY TRADER
GOVERNOR ORACLE NFT
FED/ECB/BOJ/SNB/BOC/
RBA/BNZ INTEREST RATES FUTURE TELLER
VACANT
GOVERNOR ORACLE 2
OPEC+ SPECIALIST
GOVERNOR APHRODITE
FASHION INDUSTRIES NFT SPECIALIST
GOVERNEOR ZEUS
BANKS & AIRPLANE INDUSTRY EXPERT
PLATO
-DAO
DEMOCRATIC
GOVERNACE BY TOKEN
You’re not naive enough to think we live in a democracy, are you, Buddy? It’s the free market!
(Michael Douglas, alias, Gordon Gekko in the movie “Wall Street” – 1987)
Ever feel like traditional systems are just a fancy way of saying, “Do as we say, not as we do?” Well, we’ve got good news—CryptoHysteria.London is here to break those chains with PLATO-DAO, the ultimate “Social Liquid Democratic Revolutionary Club.”
DAO stands for “Decentralized Autonomous Organization”—but let’s simplify: it’s where smart contracts meet smart people. Governed by a community protocol, this isn’t some stiff boardroom. It’s a vibrant global ecosystem powered by token holders, club delegates, and a rebellious spirit that screams, “Power to the people!
PLATO-DAO isn’t just a concept; it’s the proud owner of some of the most groundbreaking innovations in the game. Think:
- The Mutant Synthetic Token, because why settle for basic when you can go mutant-level cool?
- Mini Token & Micro Token, small names with big impact.
- The Blockchain Gems Exchange, where brilliance meets transparency.
- The Almost-Smuggled Dutch Auction, because traditional auctions are so last century.
- The Go-Go Girls Freelance Marketplace empowers talent in stilettos and sneakers alike.
- And the Revolving Door E-Prison Concept by DAO, reimagining justice, one smart contract at a time.
And here’s the kicker—PLATO-DAO isn’t just playing around. With a substantial purse of ecosystem tokens, it’s entirely self-sustaining. That means no corporate overlords, no shady dealings—just a clean, community-driven powerhouse funding its operations and initiatives.
Ready to join the rebellion? Because this isn’t just a DAO—it’s your DAO
GOVERNANCE PER TOKEN
Feeling powerless in a world of centralized decisions?
At CryptoHysteria.London, we believe you should call the shots. That’s why our governance system isn’t just another buzzword—it’s your ticket to real influence. Our token is more than just a digital asset; it’s your voice in shaping the future of our ecosystem. Whether it’s adding new features, choosing development models, or modifying existing protocols, your voice matters.
From voting on groundbreaking projects to tweaking ongoing strategies, your token lets you stand shoulder-to-shoulder with every other decision-maker.
No bosses. No bureaucracy. Just blockchain-powered equality.
HOW THE TOKEN WORKS
Tokens are integral to our decentralized system. Our platform utilizes several tokens to manage internal operations and governance processes. The primary function of our tokens is to facilitate transactions, reward members, and grant governance power. When we say “Token,” we mean two things:
- The Protocol – A smart set of rules that makes accessing our blockchain services seamless and efficient.
- The Governance Token – This is the real game-changer. It’s how we pay Club Members, offer loans, and—here’s the best part—let you have a say in how everything runs through our Decentralized Governance System.
In a world that’s already horizontal, we’ve gone the extra mile to make things equal. Your vote is your power. Whether it’s proposing new development models or making pivotal changes, your voice counts just as much as anyone else’s.
At CryptoHysteria, your token isn’t just crypto—it’s clout.
SECURITY
ADVISORY BOARD
Here at CryptoHysteria.London, we’re not into empty promises. Our stats speak for themselves. With a floating win rate of 93-98% and an average ROI of 72.56% over the last 12 months, we’re one of the top players in the game. Plus, our smart contracts ensure your investments are safe, secure, and automated. No surprises, just steady growth.
In the world of decentralized finance (DeFi), security and decision-making are everything. That’s where our Board of Governors (BOG) comes in! This group of elite individuals is the backbone of our DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization), ensuring that every smart contract is as solid as a rock and that decisions are made swiftly and responsibly.
When it comes to making the platform even better, the BOG is always on the lookout for ways to upgrade and improve. Whether it’s patching bugs or making key decisions, the Board ensures that everything is executed smoothly. Bug report? No problem. They’ll act fast to fix issues, ensuring that the smart contracts powering our platform are always in top shape.
Every update, change, and decision is made with unanimous agreement, so everyone in the Board is on the same page. A DAO governed by the community means the decisions we make together are the right ones.
Change is inevitable, even for the most powerful entities. But don’t worry—we’ve got a system for that. If you think there’s a better fit or if someone’s not living up to expectations, the community (that’s you!) can step in. Members of the Board of Governors can be changed as the community sees fit, ensuring that the DAO stays fresh and effective. It’s all about maintaining the right balance of leadership and innovation.
Ready to have your say? Elevating a vote is as simple as grabbing your Token and getting involved. In this decentralized world, your voice matters. Whether it’s for a small tweak or a big change, you can exercise your right to vote and help shape the future of CryptoHysteria.London. After all, this is your ecosystem, and we’re here to make it work for you!
GET INVOLVED
Ready to be part of something big? CryptoHysteria.London is your launchpad to the future of DeFi and cryptocurrency. Join our DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization), where members have the power to vote, influence, and shape the future of our community. Whether you’re interested in trading, investing, or simply exploring the world of blockchain and crypto, this is the Platform!
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Coins of
Change
Empower your financial journey with innovative coins like Erotic, ToBeUsed, Peanuts, Judas, Smart, and Greedy—crafted for utility, bold decisions, and limitless growth in the DeFi world.
COLORED SMART SOCIAL COINS
Gasless, asset-backed coins utilizing hybrid synthetic approaches with elements like RWA-AI-AR (Real-World Assets, Artificial Intelligence, Augmented Reality). These coins are designed for use within a social, Web3-driven ecosystem.
GREEDY COINS
Aimed at incentivizing participation, and, growth within the Jungle Protocol Ecosystem.
PEANUTS COINS
Another distinctive coin with its specifics tied to the broader utility, and, creative concepts of the Jungle Protocol.
30 JUDA CRYPTO DENARIUS COINS
A unique offering comprising 30 individual units, described as part of a collective crypto concept.
Hanged Man
Another distinctive coin with its specifics tied to the broader utility, and, creative concepts of the Jungle Protocol.
EROTIC SMART WRAPPED CONVERTIBLE COINS
Wrapped and convertible coins, that, introduce a novel concept within the Ecosystem.
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